me: (standing in front of office vending machine) snickers? peanut m&ms. snickers? peanut m&ms.

office mate: decisions, decisions, huh?

me: yeah, but i don’t have enough money! they raised the prices to 95 cents.

office mate: well i’m getting peanut m&ms.

me: yeah, those are usually my go-to.

office mate: i’ll give you my change so you can get one too. (beep beep, selects peanut m&ms.)

………………………….

vending machine pauses and gets stuck on peanut m&ms.

……………………………..

me: nooooooooo!

vending machine continues and drops not one, but TWO, peanut m&ms.

me: YESSS! score!

ah, the delights of my afternoon.